I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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