No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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