I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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