Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
In other news, I just burned my penis
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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