Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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