Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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