i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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