I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize