Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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