He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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