im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Hippo gnu deer
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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