why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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