On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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