We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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