Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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