I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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