i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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