On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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