she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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