She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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