you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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