I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
That's when you crack a 10am beer
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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