So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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