i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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