Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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