have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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