I love black thongs
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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