white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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