Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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