I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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