Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Randomize
