Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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