there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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