yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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