I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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