my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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