Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
