I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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