"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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