Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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