I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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