why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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