u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
