u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
