she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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