I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
do nipples grow back?
Randomize