can we get nightvision for the apartment?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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