I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
