Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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