on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
