I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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