If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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