I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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