Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
did you just send me my own nude
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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