I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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