In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
