I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
This girl is more easily done than said...
Someone shit on the floor
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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